A Classical Cadaver.

The Blurb

This story is entirely meant to be absurd. The main character, God, the writer and the narrator are all characters, telling multiple stories as the main unfolds.

The “main” story is about a fellow named Henry, born into extreme wealth in an unspecified but certainly medieval time period. Life is great for Henry, but death? not so much. After he rises in the morning as a shambling, barely conscious and rotting corpse, he dies, and becomes a zombie in the army of the damned. the only trouble is, there is no army.

Now, Henry must make his way to the church in the centre of the village, in order to get the best reception to call God, and get himself into the kingdom of heaven. All the while, the narrator and the writer of Henry’s story appear to be having a domestic.